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Sunday
Jan202013

Spammer Writing

Do you ever get spam e-mail messages? Do you ever NOT get them? Thought we'd share a few real spam messages we received. It's difficult to imagine a spammer fantasizing that people would actually respond to these messages.  Even Google translate will do a better job!

Enjoy the poetry!

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